Season 3’s explosive war between Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian reignited once again in the Season 4 premiere of Hulu’s The Kardashians.

Much of the third season revolved around Kim, 42, accepting an offer to serve as the creative director for a Dolce & Gabbana show in Milan, which upset Kourtney because D&G designed her wedding.

The old wounds re-opened when the sisters were seeing what each other was saying about them while watching the edits, which culminated in a nasty phone call where Kourtney called Kim a ‘witch’ and Kim dragged her best friends and even her children into the spat.

The episode begins with a bit of a preview of the whole season with bits from the Season 4 premiere and beyond, teasing a huge fight between Kim and Kourtney.

The tease also reveals that Kendall’s anxiety is one reason she hasn’t had kids yet and Khloe insisting people need to know she’s still single.

Sisters at war: Season 3’s feud between Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian reignited once again in the Season 4 premiere of Hulu’s The Kardashians

Upset: Much of the third season revolved around Kim, 42, accepting an offer to serve as the creative director for a Dolce & Gabbana show in Milan, which upset Kourtney because D&G designed her wedding

Kim Kardashian reveals her secret ‘Not Kourtney’ group chat

Khloe also claims Kris is lying about something in the tease, while Kendall and Khloe think Kris is ‘too nice’ while Kourtney confronts Tristan Thompson and says he doesn’t deserve Khloe.

Khloe tells Malika Haqq that if someone did to her daughters what Tristan did to her, she would, ‘probably castrate them and smile doing it.’

The tease ends with embattled sisters Kim and Kourtney sitting down at confession together, as a producer asks if she thinks people would be surprised to see them together.

Neither sister responds immediately as Kim says, ‘Um, we’re like… crickets,’ as the title sequence plays.

The episode begins in earnest at a private airport hangar, where most of the family boards one of their private planes.

Meanwhile, the family members deliver a number of remarks about being back for a fourth season, including Khloe Kardashian stating, ‘Season 4? F**k yeah!’

‘Season 4, we’re back. The world better watch out, okurrr?’ Kim Kardashian says, trying to imitate Cardi B’s inimitable catch-phrase.

It’s revealed that they’re all boarding the private plane on a family trip to Cabo San Lucas, with Kim mentioning, ‘Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that Kylie is on this trip?’

Confronts: Kourtney confronts Tristan Thompson and says he doesn’t deserve Khloe

Castrate: Khloe tells Malika Haqq that if someone did to her daughters what Tristan did to her, she would, ‘probably castrate them and smile doing it’

Khloe: Khloe also claims Kris is lying about something in the tease, while Kendall and Khloe think Kris is ‘too nice’ while Kourtney confronts Tristan Thompson

Surprise: The tease ends with embattled sisters Kim and Kourtney sitting down at confession together, as a producer asks if she thinks people would be surprised to see them together

Crickets: Neither sister responds immediately as Kim says, ‘Um, we’re like… crickets,’ as the title sequence plays

Kim, Khloe, Kendall and Kris Jenner all applaud, as Kylie Jenner adds, ‘Family time is my favorite time, f**k yeah. Let’s have a shot.’

Shots are brought out, surprising Kendall, who says, ‘Oh, we’re actually doing shots?’ as they all cheer for going to Cabo, as the plane takes off.

Corey Gamble turns to all of them and says, ‘I’m so happy to be with all five of y’all… minus my little sweet Kourtney,’ which they all agree to, without really addressing the elephant in the plane: the absence of Kourtney Kardashian.

Kim says in confession, ‘The problem is… and I’ll be real with you guys, this is the real problem. Last season was really rough.’

They show flashback to Season 3 with Kim and Kourtney’s feud over Kim becoming the creative director for a Dolce & Gabbana fashion show in Milan… after Kourtney collaborated with the brand for her wedding, even using Domenico Dolce’s home in Portofino, Italy for the ceremony.

Kim added in confession, ‘Then we were over it. We had fun. You saw we did that Christmas album. We talked it out. Everything had been fine,’ as they show flashbacks to those scenes.

‘And then… we watched the edits for our show. And I start hearing what she’s saying about me,’ Kim says, as they show a clip of Kourtney saying there is a ‘greediness’ to Kim taking the Dolce gig.

Kim adds, ‘and she hears what I’m saying about her,’ as they cut to a Season 3 scene where Kim says Kourtney, ‘but doesn’t have any friends, so, Travis?’

Rough: Kim says in confession, ‘The problem is… and I’ll be real with you guys, this is the real problem. Last season was really rough’

Christmas: Kim added in confession, ‘Then we were over it. We had fun. You saw we did that Christmas album. We talked it out. Everything had been fine,’ as they show flashbacks to those scenes

Edits: ‘And then… we watched the edits for our show. And I start hearing what she’s saying about me,’ Kim says, as they show a clip of Kourtney saying there is a ‘greediness’ to Kim taking the Dolce gig

Heard: Kim adds, ‘and she hears what I’m saying about her,’ as they cut to a Season 3 scene where Kim says Kourtney, ‘but doesn’t have any friends, so, Travis?’

So happy: Corey Gamble turns to all of them and says, ‘I’m so happy to be with all five of y’all… minus my little sweet Kourtney,’ which they all agree to, without really addressing the elephant in the plane: the absence of Kourtney Kardashian

Actually: Shots are brought out, surprising Kendall, who says, ‘Oh, we’re actually doing shots?’ as they all cheer for going to Cabo, as the plane takes off

‘And then we get mad all over again. It brings up so many… so many feelings,’ Kim says in confession.

Kourtney adds in a solo confession, ‘I think last season was really hard. What’s harder than living it in real time is watching it back in the edit, which isn’t a natural way of living. So my whole family is going on a trip to Cabo, but three days earlier, before the trip, Kim and I have this heated phone call.’

They show the call from three days earlier, showing Kim at her house calling Kourtney, telling her that, ‘as part of this Dolce contract, I have to go back to Milan to do a dinner to launch my campaign that I shot. So it’s like, you know, I would love you to come with me. I mean, I know it’s not what you want to do, but I always want you to know you’re invited, and like…’ as Kourtney responds, ‘Thank you, I’m a little Dolce’d out, so I probably won’t come, but I’m always supporting you of like what you’re doing.’

Kourtney adds, ‘I just don’t think it’s cool the way that particular thing happened. It’s not about that. It’s just about the deeper thing that we can talk about.’

Kim admitted, ‘And I understand. I mean, I got worked up watching the episode and watching the cuts, so I can only imagine, you know. I see both sides. Like I said, I think like you think things, so you’re getting riled up. I think things, so I’m getting riled up.’

Kourtney responds, ‘I’m actually not riled up. I just think it makes me not want to be around,’ as Kim says, ‘And that’s totally you know your choice and decision. I just think that like we should have a conversation about it, because I got worked up and I’m like, wait, nothing happened at the wedding. It wasn’t even a conversation at the wedding, you know.’

‘I think it was what you saw at the wedding, cause no one had any interest before that,’ Kourtney said, which confused Kim, who asked, ‘What do you mean?’

‘I think it’s that you saw this thing that was mine and that wasn’t yours and that you wanted it, you took it and made it bigger,’ Kourtney says, but Kim retorts, ‘See that’s where I think you’re really… that’s where I think that you’re wrong.’

Solo: Kourtney adds in a solo confession, ‘I think last season was really hard. What’s harder than living it in real time is watching it back in the edit, which isn’t a natural way of living. So my whole family is going on a trip to Cabo, but three days earlier, before the trip, Kim and I have this heated phone call’

Solo: Kourtney adds, ‘I just don’t think it’s cool the way that particular thing happened. It’s not about that. It’s just about the deeper thing that we can talk about’

Call: They show the call from three days earlier, showing Kim at her house calling Kourtney, telling her that, ‘as part of this Dolce contract, I have to go back to Milan to do a dinner to launch my campaign that I shot. So it’s like, you know, I would love you to come with me. I mean, I know it’s not what you want to do, but I always want you to know you’re invited, and like…’ as Kourtney responds, ‘Thank you, I’m a little Dolce’d out, so I probably won’t come, but I’m always supporting you of like what you’re doing

Interest: ‘I think it was what you saw at the wedding, cause no one had any interest before that,’ Kourtney said, which confused Kim, who asked, ‘What do you mean?’

‘If anything, I was like, I don’t like – and I told Khloe – I don’t like your look, I don’t like this, like, if it was visually, it was not my thing and I tried to do everything to stay away from that, but even like you said…’ Kim says, as Kourtney retorts, ‘Like, you’re missing the point.’

‘But isn’t the point about the clothes? And you’re talking about the looks? I steered away… I did…’ Kim says as Kourtney insists, ‘It’s not about the clothes!’

Kim adds, ‘Kourtney, it’s not that original. Everyone does 90s, like it’s not a new concept is what I’m trying to say, and there’s only so many looks to pick from.’

Kourtney responds, ‘You’re talking about the bulls**t details cause it’s all your egotistical selfish mind can think about. You cannot stand someone else being the center of attention. You came to my wedding, you couldn’t be happy. You complained from the second you got there, till the second you left. That’s what it’s about. Forget about you couldn’t be happy, you couldn’t be happy for me. You couldn’t be happy that I was the center of attention and you weren’t,’ which clearly upsets Kim.

‘What is it that you feel so low of me,’ Kim begins, as Kourtney asks if she wants to, ‘dig deep’ on this issue.

‘No I want you to dig deep and figure out why you hate me so much and why you’re so angry with me because all of this never happened! I was so happy for you!’ Kim insists, but Kourtney says, ‘No you weren’t.’

‘Why would I not be happy for you?’ Kim asks, and Kourtney responds, ‘I felt, at my wedding, like you weren’t happy for me,’ as Kim fires back.

‘Because you have a serious vendetta. You are just different… you hate us, you’re a different person, we all talk about it,’ Kim says, as Kourtney responds, ‘Because I don’t need you guys anymore. I don’t need to be a part of it.’

Missing the point: ‘If anything, I was like, I don’t like – and I told Khloe – I don’t like your look, I don’t like this, like, if it was visually, it was not my thing and I tried to do everything to stay away from that, but even like you said…’ Kim says, as Kourtney retorts, ‘Like, you’re missing the point’

Hate: ‘No I want you to dig deep and figure out why you hate me so much and why you’re so angry with me because all of this never happened! I was so happy for you!’ Kim insists, but Kourtney says, ‘No you weren’t’

Clothes: ‘But isn’t the point about the clothes? And you’re talking about the looks? I steered away… I did…’ Kim says as Kourtney insists, ‘It’s not about the clothes!’

Happy: ‘No I want you to dig deep and figure out why you hate me so much and why you’re so angry with me because all of this never happened! I was so happy for you!’ Kim insists, but Kourtney says, ‘No you weren’t’

Don’t need: ‘Because you have a serious vendetta. You are just different… you hate us, you’re a different person, we all talk about it,’ Kim says, as Kourtney responds, ‘Because I don’t need you guys anymore. I don’t need to be a part of it.

Kim adds, ‘All of your friends call us complaining, whether you think they’re the ones going to you, they’re all coming to us on the side, saying the opposite to us, so we’re all confused and we’re on a group chat that’s actually labeled ‘Not Kourtney,’ so we know and have to funnel what your friends are saying to us and to figure out why you’re such a different person and why you have this vendetta out.’

Kourtney adds, ‘Do you think I want to be a part of that?’ Kim adds, ‘They’re your friends! The ones you speak to on a daily basis, but you take it all out on me, and I’m trying the best that I can to reconcile and figure it out and call you all the time.’

‘It’s about you. You are a narcissist. It’s all about you. Anything you do it’s about you and how it looks to the world about you,’ Kourtney says, as Kim tries to take it all in.

‘So you just want to clear up your facts, take out my whole f***ing side of the episode. I don’t give a f**k what anyone thinks about me,’ Kourtney says.

Kim asks, ‘Are you happy?’ Kourtney responds, ‘Yes. Not when I’m on the phone with you. I was five minutes ago.’

Kim dabs tears from her eyes and says, ‘We all are concerned. We all think that you’re just really not happy.’

‘So you’re telling me that I’m unhappy and that I’m miserable and that you have a side chat called Not Kourtney but you’re telling me that you’re happy for me?’ Kourtney asks.

A defensive Kim retorts, ‘All of this I just said, after you told me that I’m not happy for you,’ as Kourtney adds, ‘Right, so that just confirms it. I have a happy life, and the happiness comes when I get the f**k away from you guys, specifically you.’

Friends: Kim adds, ‘All of your friends call us complaining, whether you think they’re the ones going to you, they’re all coming to us on the side, saying the opposite to us, so we’re all confused and we’re on a group chat that’s actually labeled ‘Not Kourtney,’ so we know and have to funnel what your friends are saying to us and to figure out why you’re such a different person and why you have this vendetta out’

Narcissist: ‘It’s about you. You are a narcissist. It’s all about you. Anything you do it’s about you and how it looks to the world about you,’ Kourtney says, as Kim tries to take it all in’

Happy: A defensive Kim retorts, ‘All of this I just said, after you told me that I’m not happy for you,’ as Kourtney adds, ‘Right, so that just confirms it. I have a happy life, and the happiness comes when I get the f**k away from you guys, specifically you’

Concerned: Kim dabs tears from her eyes and says, ‘We all are concerned. We all think that you’re just really not happy’

Kim adds, ‘Understood. I’m concerned, but I won’t be because I’m a narcissist so I’m only going to think about myself and be concerned about myself.’

Kourtney adds, ‘If you wanna think like, oh wow, my sister thought… felt like I wasn’t happy or supporting her at her wedding, I wonder what that’s about?’

Kim asks, ‘What can I do to make you feel that…’ as Kourtney interrupts, ‘Well certainly not having side chats, specifically having me as the topic. Like who the f**k has time? Maybe you guys need to go think about if you’re not happy if that’s what you have time for, to sit and have side chats specifically to talk about me?’

Kim adds, ‘We’re allowed to express concern, we have side chats about everybody, that’s just what you do.’

Kourtney responds, ‘Get a f***ing life! I don’t have side chats about anyone!’ Kim adds, ‘Well your kids have even come to me with problems that they have and how you are so…’

Kourtney adds, ‘Is that helpful? You’re like adding it into a fight to like have a side, like it’s you and my friends and my kids and everyone against me. It’s like you’re just a f***ing witch and I f***ing hate you.’

Kim calmly says, ‘OK,’ as Kourtney hangs up the phone, before they cut back to the confession with Kim and Kourtney together, awkwardly, when the producer asks the same question from the teaser: ‘Do you think people will be surprised to see you two together?’

‘We’re like, uh, crickets… just kidding,’ Kim says calmly, though Kourtney forces a smile but doesn’t laugh.

Concerned: Kim adds, ‘Understood. I’m concerned, but I won’t be because I’m a narcissist so I’m only going to think about myself and be concerned about myself’

What: Kourtney adds, ‘If you wanna think like, oh wow, my sister thought… felt like I wasn’t happy or supporting her at her wedding, I wonder what that’s about?’

Side chats: Kim asks, ‘What can I do to make you feel that…’ as Kourtney interrupts, ‘Well certainly not having side chats, specifically having me as the topic. Like who the f**k has time? Maybe you guys need to go think about if you’re not happy if that’s what you have time for, to sit and have side chats specifically to talk about me?’

Kids: Kourtney responds, ‘Get a f***ing life! I don’t have side chats about anyone!’ Kim adds, ‘Well your kids have even come to me with problems that they have and how you are so…’

Witch: Kourtney adds, ‘Is that helpful? You’re like adding it into a fight to like have a side, like it’s you and my friends and my kids and everyone against me. It’s like you’re just a f***ing witch and I f***ing hate you’

Crickets: ‘We’re like, uh, crickets… just kidding,’ Kim says calmly, though Kourtney forces a smile but doesn’t laugh

A producer asks what triggered Kourtney, adding ‘You don’t have to go into details, but is it that she’s not seeing your side or your point or just re-hashing it?’

‘I think it’s just… there’s so many thoughts that come up after watching all of the edits. I think it felt to me, like, in the call, that Kim was just like using any weapon that she could find like to hurt me, you know,’ Kourtney says, as Kim says under her breath, ‘Oooh, I went there.’

Kourtney continues, ‘Like just weaponizing everyone against me, and I think we both got to a place that we weren’t proud of.’

The episode cuts back to shortly after the call, as Kim is seen walking to her Range Rover, saying to herself, ‘She hates me. I’m gonna have to deal.’

During a different, solo confession, Kourtney adds, ‘I think the phone conversation was really hurtful and I felt reminded of this characteristic that has been in my family for so many years, where we say mean things to hurt each other, and it’s what I work hard at in therapy to change, and when I’m reminded of those types of things, it’s really hurtful, like, why would my family treat me that way? And then I want to protect my energy and be around positivity and good vibes, and Palm Springs with my husband is where it’s at.’

The episode cuts back to Cabo San Lucas, where the private plane lands in a private airport hangar and they all de-plane.

Kris says in confession, ‘Cabo is always a place where we’ve been able to go and have some amazing memories and amazing times, lot’s of family trips,’ as they show flashback photos from Kardashian family Cabo trips.

‘Family is the most important thing in my life and I think as the head of this family, it’s my responsibility that I keep my family together and that we experience these moments, and I think that’s important,’ Kris adds in confession.

Went there: ‘I think it’s just… there’s so many thoughts that come up after watching all of the edits. I think it felt to me, like, in the call, that Kim was just like using any weapon that she could find like to hurt me, you know,’ Kourtney says, as Kim says under her breath, ‘Oooh, I went there’

Weaponize: Kourtney continues, ‘Like just weaponizing everyone against me, and I think we both got to a place that we weren’t proud of’

Hurtful: During a different, solo confession, Kourtney adds, ‘I think the phone conversation was really hurtful and I felt reminded of this characteristic that has been in my family for so many years, where we say mean things to hurt each other, and it’s what I work hard at in therapy to change, and when I’m reminded of those types of things, it’s really hurtful, like, why would my family treat me that way? And then I want to protect my energy and be around positivity and good vibes, and Palm Springs with my husband is where it’s at’

Family: ‘Family is the most important thing in my life and I think as the head of this family, it’s my responsibility that I keep my family together and that we experience these moments, and I think that’s important,’ Kris adds in confession

Cabo: Kris says in confession, ‘Cabo is always a place where we’ve been able to go and have some amazing memories and amazing times, lot’s of family trips,’ as they show flashback photos from Kardashian family Cabo trips

They all pile into a white SUV as Kylie asks, ‘No one else wanted a beer?’ Khloe makes a surprising admission and says, ‘I’ve never had a regular beer,’ which surprises Kylie.

Khloe asks, ‘Don’t you put a lemon in it?’ Kendall hands her a Corona and says, ‘A lime but they didn’t have any.’

Khloe explains in confession, ‘I have had a beer, only in Jamaica, a Red Stripe, and I loved it,’ while she toasts Kendall in the car.

‘I’ve never had a Corona or I guess an American beer, I don’t know, is Corona American? I have no idea,’ Khloe says in confessions, as producers confer and say, ‘I think it’s a Mexican beer.’

After taking a sip in the car, Khloe says, ‘You guys, a beer is not bad,’ as Kylie says, ‘Beer is the best thing.’

Khloe hands the bottle to Kim, who apparently has never had a beer in her life either, asking, ‘Do you want to taste it?’ as Kim says, ‘I don’t think I’d like it.’

Kim takes a sip from the Corona bottle and says, ‘Oh, it’s kinda sweet,’ as Kylie asks, ‘You guys, are you OK? You’ve never had a beer?’

Kim admits she has never had one as Kendall says, ‘That’s crazy’ as they leave the hangar and head to their place in Cabo – owned by fashion designer James Perse.

Never: Kim admits she has never had one as Kendall says, ‘That’s crazy’ as they leave the hangar and head to their place in Cabo – owned by fashion designer James Perse

Never: They all pile into a white SUV as Kylie asks, ‘No one else wanted a beer?’ Khloe makes a surprising admission and says, ‘I’ve never had a regular beer,’ which surprises Kylie

Sweet: Kim takes a sip from the Corona bottle and says, ‘Oh, it’s kinda sweet,’ as Kylie asks, ‘You guys, are you OK? You’ve never had a beer?’

They all marvel at the goats and other things at this majestic beachfront home, as Kim explains she has, ‘stayed here before. The view is so beautiful and we haven’t done this in a really long time.’

They show more shots of the home as Khloe adds, ‘You guys this is so beautiful,’ while a man arrives with skinny margaritas for them.

A producer asks Kris how her Spanish is, as she says random phrases like ‘Como estas?’ (‘How are you?’) ‘El gusto es mio’ (‘The pleasure is mine’), ‘Mucho gusto’ (‘Nice to meet you’) and words like cilantro and margarita.

They’re all enjoying their first meal in Cabo together when Kim asks one of the workers if it’s whale season.

‘Yeah, in fact they’ve been migrating for these last few months. As a matter of fact, this morning they were jumping around,’ the worker says.

He adds they will ‘for sure’ see some whales during their stay, and that they are ‘mostly humpbacks’ but there are also grey and blue whales there too, adding, ‘And for sure you’ll see them quite close to the shore.’

Khloe says she’s, ‘really freaking out,’ because she has a huge fear of whales, adding, ‘I feel like I’m gonna cry.’

Kim says Khloe is not going to ‘go in the ocean with them’ and Corey jokes, ‘They’re not going to come in the pool,’ as Kris tells Corey, ‘Khloe has a fear of whales.’

Kris adds in confession, ‘I can’t quite figure out where Khloe got this fear of whales, the thought of a whale, the glance of a whale, the conversation of a whale, yeah, it had to have been somewhere in her childhood where I went really, really wrong, somewhere. I’m so, so sorry, Khloe.’

Freaking out: Khloe says she’s, ‘really freaking out,’ because she has a huge fear of whales, adding, ‘I feel like I’m gonna cry’

Fear: Kris adds in confession, ‘I can’t quite figure out where Khloe got this fear of whales, the thought of a whale, the glance of a whale, the conversation of a whale, yeah, it had to have been somewhere in her childhood where I went really, really wrong, somewhere. I’m so, so sorry, Khloe’

Khloe says she doesn’t think she’s, ‘comfortable seeing it,’ while Kim suggests they take a look at their rooms, which each have James Perse hats on the beds.

Khloe is in the room with her binoculars out, asking herself, ‘Why is it whale season? Like why? What are they doing? Mating? That’s sick. And why do they come to the shore? That is way too close for my comfort,’ as Kim says she, ‘saw something blow up over there.’

They play a dramatic music akin to the iconic Jaws theme, when both Kim and Khloe see a whale tail flip out of the water… as Khloe freaks out and starts screaming.

‘I saw it! Oh my God! I don’t wanna see it!’ as Kim tells Khloe to look but Khloe keeps screaming on the bed.

Kim runs out of the room to find Kendall as Khloe sits on the bed and says, ‘Oh my God that was actually terrible. Oh it came out of the water!’

Kim and Kylie are both filming the whale on their phone but Khloe refuses to go look at them, adding in confession, ‘What in the f**k are the chances that we’re here? What is this mating season or something?’

Kim shows everyone how to watch the whales, while Khloe adds in confession, ‘Off the coast of California? You didn’t hear about the couple that got swallowed up by the f***ing whale? And then spit back out because it was an accident?’

Khloe was referring to a 2020 incident where friends Julie McSorley and Liz Cottriel were kayaking together in California’s San Luis Obispo Bay and found themselves engulfed in a humpback whale’s mouth.

‘This f***ing thing is so big you don’t see it coming, there’s no ripples, there’s no warning, that’s weird. And my daughter bullies me. She draws me photos of whales just to f**k with me and she thinks it’s so funny. Everyone turns into a f***ing asshole at some point,’ Khloe says in confession.

Screaming: They play a dramatic music akin to the iconic Jaws theme, when both Kim and Khloe see a whale tail flip out of the water… as Khloe freaks out and starts screaming

Kim and Kendall: Kim runs out of the room to find Kendall as Khloe sits on the bed and says, ‘Oh my God that was actually terrible. Oh it came out of the water!’

No ripples: ‘This f***ing thing is so big you don’t see it coming, there’s no ripples, there’s no warning, that’s weird. And my daughter bullies me. She draws me photos of whales just to f**k with me and she thinks it’s so funny. Everyone turns into a f***ing asshole at some point,’ Khloe says in confession

True’s whale: Khloe’s daughter True draws her a whale… which she’s afraid of

Khloe points out another whale adding, ‘it’s heart is bigger than a school bus, it’s crazy,’ while Corey laughs.

The family gets all dressed up for an elegant dinner as Kylie says she loves everyone and is so happy to be there.

Over dinner, Kendall asks Khloe if Tristan’s house is done yet – referring to her ex’s roof caving in, resulting in Tristan and his teenage brother Amari moving in with her, which was revealed in the Season 3 finale.

‘No. It’s been three weeks that he’ll be at my house and he was supposed to be there two. I’ll give him until the end of the month before I say something,’ Khloe says.

Kris adds, ‘He’ll be over at our house in a minute, babe,’ as Khloe says in confession, ‘I am not back together with Tristan, hate to break it to everybody, but I am not.’

Kim adds in confession that Khloe has gotten, ‘so sensitive’ about anything even remotely concerning her relationship (or lack thereof) with Tristan.

‘Like anything that had nothing to do with them, she would literally jump in and snap. But it would be like, ‘Oh yeah, have you guys seen this cute couple?’ And she’s like, ‘Well, don’t think Tristan and I are a couple. We’re not together. We don’t hook up. We don’t this. We don’t that. I won’t sleep with him,’ Kim says.

It will be like, ‘Oh, this fork,’ and she’ll be like, ‘Oh don’t even think that I would lift a fork for Tristan.’ And we would be like, ‘We are not talking about you guys!’ Like, we get it. You guys are not together. No one thinks you’re together. Relax,’ Kim says in confession.

Heart: Khloe points out another whale adding, ‘it’s heart is bigger than a school bus, it’s crazy,’ while Corey laughs

House: Over dinner, Kendall asks Khloe if Tristan’s house is done yet – referring to her ex’s roof caving in, resulting in Tristan and his teenage brother Amari moving in with her, which was revealed in the Season 3 finale

Three weeks: ‘No. It’s been three weeks that he’ll be at my house and he was supposed to be there two. I’ll give him until the end of the month before I say something,’ Khloe says

No couple: ‘Like anything that had nothing to do with them, she would literally jump in and snap. But it would be like, ‘Oh yeah, have you guys seen this cute couple?’ And she’s like

Back at the dinner, Khloe says, ‘I need people to know that I’m single,’ while Kris adds, ‘I think you need a great photo.’

Kim adds, ‘You know what we need for that? We need a bikini pic tomorrow. We’ll look so hot and we’ll just say, ‘Tell us you’re single without telling us you’re single.’

Kendall says she loves it, adding at the dinner, ‘Who needs a boyfriend when you have sisters?’

Kendall adds in confession, ‘I’m the worst single person ever because I’m not going out, I’m not exploring anything, I just sit at home. But whatever. I don’t chase. I attract.’

She’s asked in confession if she’s a, ‘relationship girl,’ and she says she is, but adds, ‘I’m also really good at being independent. And it’s not something that I’m looking for either, I think I just find myself in relationships. I don’t know, I hate this conversation. I feel like I just did therapy this morning, Danielle. I don’t feel like I need it again.’

Back at the dinner, Kim adds, ‘I think unless people know, how is anyone going to approach you?’

Khloe adds, ‘I need people to know for me too, you guys,’ as Kylie says, ‘There’s another way to do it – tits and ass.’

Kendall says, ‘titties,’ as Khloe gives her a playful shove and says, ‘I hate that word. I don’t like it. It’s just such a raunchy word.’

Know: Back at the dinner, Khloe says, ‘I need people to know that I’m single,’ while Kris adds, ‘I think you need a great photo’

Worst: Kendall adds in confession, ‘I’m the worst single person ever because I’m not going out, I’m not exploring anything, I just sit at home. But whatever. I don’t chase. I attract’

Relationship: She’s asked in confession if she’s a, ‘relationship girl,’ and she says she is, but adds, ‘I’m also really good at being independent. And it’s not something that I’m looking for either, I think I just find myself in relationships. I don’t know, I hate this conversation. I feel like I just did therapy this morning, Danielle. I don’t feel like I need it again’

Kylie keeps saying ‘tits’ as Khloe says, ‘If you say the t-word one more time…’ as Kylie says ‘tits’ again while Kendall says, ‘Anything is better than boobies.’

Kim adds, ‘I’ll say boobs. I hate breasts,’ while Kendall adds, ‘I think tits is my favorite,’ while Kylie says that ‘tits is more of a millenial thing.’

Khloe adds, ‘You’re a Gen Z, b**ch,’ but Kylie insists, ‘No I’m not’ before relenting and saying, ‘Fine it’s a Gen Z thing to say titties.’

Kendall and Kylie are in confession together as they just keep saying ‘Titties’ together while Khloe can barely even say the word, saying it’s so ‘crass.’

‘Oh I don’t really know what I call them. Breasts seems more matures. Tits seems like perky little titties,’ Kim says with a laugh.

Kylie says ‘Tits is fun to say’ while Kendall says ‘boobies is insane’ and adds Kylie says, ‘boobies a lot.’

‘Because you have little boobies. When I see your little boobies, they’re like little boobies. I’ve got some tits,’ Kylie says, as Kendall says, ‘that’s a beautiful way of explaining it. She’s got the tits and I’ve got the boobies.’

Back at dinner, Kris tries to get abreast of the conversation and adds, ‘Don’t you remember when Julia Roberts said breasts in that movie?’

Kris: Back at dinner, Kris tries to get abreast of the conversation and adds, ‘Don’t you remember when Julia Roberts said breasts in that movie?’

Kris was likely referring to a scene in 1999’s Notting Hill when she asks Hugh Grant why men are so obsessed with breasts.

‘You’re a baby boomer. We have different references. I’m a millennial just like Khloe and Kylie,’ Kim says at the dinner, before explaining in confession.

‘Millennials are Gen-Y. I’m a millennial and so is Kendall and Kylie but they’re the last year of the Millennial and I’m the first year. I thought for sure I was in Kourtney’s bracket,’ Kim says in confession with a laugh.

‘I don’t care if I’m the first year of the millennial and they’re the last year of the millennial, I’m still in their age bracket, and that feels so cool… and embarrassing, but cool, yeah. Like it’s just embarassing that I care so much,’ Kim says in confession.

Back at the dinner, Kris gives her family a hint of what to get her for Valentine’s Day: Krispy Kreme’s, which confuses everyone.

The next morning in Cabo, they all start their day with a beachfront workout, including Kim and Kendall throwing a medicine ball to each other while Khloe tosses one to Corey Gamble.

‘Careful of my nose, I spent a lot of money on it,’ Khloe says with a laugh, as they check out the water, which Kendall says is ‘not bad,’ but both Khloe and Kim say is ‘freezing.’

Khloe admits in confession, ‘I do wish Kourt was here with us. I think it would be so fun and like old times. But she is in Palm Springs with her hubby and I’m sure she’s having a good time, but I don’t think she realizes how much fun she would be having with me.’

Millennial: ‘Millennials are Gen-Y. I’m a millennial and so is Kendall and Kylie but they’re the last year of the Millennial and I’m the first year. I thought for sure I was in Kourtney’s bracket,’ Kim says in confession with a laugh

Khloe wishes: Khloe admits in confession, ‘I do wish Kourt was here with us. I think it would be so fun and like old times. But she is in Palm Springs with her hubby and I’m sure she’s having a good time, but I don’t think she realizes how much fun she would be having with me

Medicine ball: The next morning in Cabo, they all start their day with a beachfront workout, including Kim and Kendall throwing a medicine ball to each other while Khloe tosses one to Corey Gamble

Nose: ‘Careful of my nose, I spent a lot of money on it,’ Khloe says with a laugh, as they check out the water, which Kendall says is ‘not bad,’ but both Khloe and Kim say is ‘freezing’

They all convene for breakfast, as Kim admits she, ‘laid in bed for an hour and a half, didn’t even put the TV on, and I was just like, OK, this is fun, with no kid running in, I just took like a minute. So my intentions for the year, can I tell you what they are?’

Kris says, ‘Please,’ as Kim continues, ‘To not feel like I have to feel every available hour,’ as Kris says, ‘That is a great intention.’

Kim adds in confession, ‘So my goal this year, my resolution for the whole year, is just to say no to more things, slow down work-wise a little bit and just be more present, but I do have to get all these trips out of the way. I have Milan coming up for the Dolce & Gabbana fashion show, I have Miami, a European trip. I need to say no. I’ve gotta figure that out.’

Back at breakfast, Kim says she’s, ‘excited for like normalcy, you know, calmness, peace, that’s it, peace.’

Kris says, ‘My intentions for the year are to just get off the hamster wheel a little bit and enjoy life, because it’s short.’

Kris adds in confession, ‘I think it’s really important to prioritize quality time, and that is my love language. I used to say yes to everything and go everywhere and be everywhere and do everything, for my kids, for business associates, for people I barely knew. We all know that we can spread ourselves really, really thin, and what I’ve learned is it’s not healthy. I get really excited when I’m doing things that are out of my comfort zone.’

Kris asks Khloe what her intentions for 2023 are and she says, ‘Remember, I told you? This is my… the year that I’m shedding and I’m gonna be upgrading, but my year won’t start until 2024.’

‘Most people are scared to turn 40. I have hated… every day of my 30s has been agony, like what the f**k?’ Khloe tells her family.

Intentions: They all convene for breakfast, as Kim admits she, ‘laid in bed for an hour and a half, didn’t even put the TV on, and I was just like, OK, this is fun, with no kid running in, I just took like a minute. So my intentions for the year, can I tell you what they are?’

Shedding: Kris asks Khloe what her intentions for 2023 are and she says, ‘Remember, I told you? This is my… the year that I’m shedding and I’m gonna be upgrading, but my year won’t start until 2024’

30s: ‘Most people are scared to turn 40. I have hated… every day of my 30s has been agony, like what the f**k?’ Khloe tells her family

She clarifies in confession, ‘Of course, I’ve had some incredible moments in my 30s. I mean, I have two beautiful kids, I have great, great moments. This has nothing to do with that. Besides that, though, every other day has been f***ing torture.’

Back at breakfast, Khloe adds, ‘It’s just been a terrible decade, so guess what? I am pumped, I am ready. I’m actually pissed I’m only turning 39 this year.’

Some of the workers bring out some bowls and food for a cooking competition of sorts, Khloe and Kim Kardashian versus Kylie and Kendall Jenner, with Kris and Corey serving as the judges.

‘This is the Guacamole Challenge, ladies and gentlemen,’ Kris tells the camera, before explaining in confession, ‘Every time we go on vacation, we try and think of things to do that will be really fun for us to do as a family. So I’ve set up a little cooking competition, and let the cooking games begin,’ Kris says.

The workers try to explain how to make guac, while producers ask the sisters in confession who is the best cook.

Kim says, ‘Kylie and Khloe,’ with Khloe saying the same thing, but Kim jokes that she’s last, ‘Right under the cucumber that Kendall can’t cut.’

They show flashbacks to a Season 2 episode that showed Kendall awkwardly cutting a cucumber, which Kendall defended in confession.

‘By the way, guys, I cut that cucumber safely, so anyone who says I can’t cut a cucumber, it was sliced, it was cut. People really think it’s like a diss now, like, ‘You’re hanging out with her? She can’t even f***ing cut a cucumber.’ You think you’re offending me? Because you’re not. Like who gives a s**t, seriously? Actually if that’s the only thing bad you have to say about me, keep it going. That’s the last thing I’ll say about this f***ing cucumber thing, OK?’

Incredible: She clarifies in confession, ‘Of course, I’ve had some incredible moments in my 30s. I mean, I have two beautiful kids, I have great, great moments. This has nothing to do with that. Besides that, though, every other day has been f***ing torture

Terrible decade: Back at breakfast, Khloe adds, ‘It’s just been a terrible decade, so guess what? I am pumped, I am ready. I’m actually pissed I’m only turning 39 this year’

Cooking: Some of the workers bring out some bowls and food for a cooking competition of sorts, Khloe and Kim Kardashian versus Kylie and Kendall Jenner, with Kris and Corey serving as the judges

Challenge: ‘This is the Guacamole Challenge, ladies and gentlemen,’ Kris tells the camera, before explaining in confession, ‘Every time we go on vacation, we try and think of things to do that will be really fun for us to do as a family. So I’ve set up a little cooking competition, and let the cooking games begin,’ Kris says

They start the timer at 10 minutes as they start making guacamole, as Khloe explains they’re all very competitive but Kim is the most.

Kim explains, ‘I mean, who doesn’t like to win? Would I be lying in saying I’d love to be a loser? Like who says that?’

Kim takes something from Kendall and Kylie’s side, adding, ‘I’m not a dirty fighter. I believe enough in my talent that it will get me far enough to win. I don’t play dirty.’

Khloe rolls her eyes, apparently at that statement, revealing that Kim used to have her make cupcakes and frost them for her boyfriends and then tell them she made them.

Kylie admits, ‘Kim plays so dirty,’ as Kendall admits, ‘She’s a goddamn liar,’ as Kylie adds, and she’s a cheater, while Khloe flips Kylie and Kendall’s tortillas off the grill.

‘They’re sabotaging us. They know they’re gonna lose,’ Kyile admits, as the competition has just one minute left… when Khloe and Kendall get into a playful fight over the chips, while Kim calls for, ‘Mom and Corey’ as Khloe throws chips at Kendall.

Khloe retorts, ‘She’s the one who threw them at me,’ while Khloe says in confession, ‘Oh, poor Kendall. I wrestled the f**k out of her, and she literally I think avoids me at all costs when I’m drinking.’

Kendall adds in confession that, ‘Of the family, I’d say Khloe’s the most aggressive, and then maybe I’m second, but only when I’m drunk.’

Competitive: They start the timer at 10 minutes as they start making guacamole, as Khloe explains they’re all very competitive but Kim is the most

Dirty: Kim takes something from Kendall and Kylie’s side, adding, ‘I’m not a dirty fighter. I believe enough in my talent that it will get me far enough to win. I don’t play dirty’

So dirty: Kylie admits, ‘Kim plays so dirty,’ as Kendall admits, ‘She’s a goddamn liar,’ as Kylie adds, and she’s a cheater, while Khloe flips Kylie and Kendall’s tortillas off the grill

Sabotage: ‘They’re sabotaging us. They know they’re gonna lose,’ Kyile admits, as the competition has just one minute left… when Khloe and Kendall get into a playful fight over the chips, while Kim calls for, ‘Mom and Corey’ as Khloe throws chips at Kendall

Aggressive: Kendall adds in confession that, ‘Of the family, I’d say Khloe’s the most aggressive, and then maybe I’m second, but only when I’m drunk’

Khloe says Kendall is like a, ‘Great Dane, and she like can’t really walk and they stumble and fall. Kendall is so clumsy and it’s so cute. I just love Kendall. She’s just so easy to throw around.’

The timer ends as both teams present their wares to the judges, with Kris voting for Kendall and Kylie and Corey voting for Kim and Khloe, resulting in a draw.

‘Tie schmie, because a tie is just my mom not being able to pick a side,’ Khloe said in confession.

Kendall adds in confession, ‘She just wants it to be fair and not hurt anybody’s feelings, and I really don’t appreciate it.’

Kim says, ‘If it was a blind taste test, we would have absolutely won,’ while Khloe added they ‘definitely won,’ and that Corey is still eating their guacamole.

Kendall says, ‘Theirs was a little more flavorful, I think we needed a little more salt and a little more lime, if you ask me,’ though Kylie says, ‘I did. You tried it and you said perfect.’

They all do shots as all butcher the toast together, before the episode cuts to the sisters taking bikini snaps by the pool.

‘We always love going on family trips. We love being together, we love just being silly. We’re doing nothing, but it’s so much fun. So we wanna take a couple thirst trap photos, just why not?’ Khloe says in confession.

Guac: The timer ends as both teams present their wares to the judges, with Kris voting for Kendall and Kylie and Corey voting for Kim and Khloe, resulting in a draw

Great dane: Khloe says Kendall is like a, ‘Great Dane, and she like can’t really walk and they stumble and fall. Kendall is so clumsy and it’s so cute. I just love Kendall. She’s just so easy to throw around’

Draw: The timer ends as both teams present their wares to the judges, with Kris voting for Kendall and Kylie and Corey voting for Kim and Khloe, resulting in a draw

Bikini: They all do shots as all butcher the toast together, before the episode cuts to the sisters taking bikini snaps by the pool

Thirst trap: ‘We always love going on family trips. We love being together, we love just being silly. We’re doing nothing, but it’s so much fun. So we wanna take a couple thirst trap photos, just why not?’ Khloe says in confession

Kim and Kylie are both wearing very similar (if not identical) black string bikinis as the photographer says, ‘You guys look like twins.’

Kendall comes running down in another black bikini, while Kylie says in confession with Kendall, ‘These are our years, Kendall. I’m 25, you’re like 30,’ which offends Kendall.

‘Kylie, that is so rude. I’m 27. I have two more good years in me,’ Kendall says, as Kylie adds, ‘You’re basically 30, so when I turn 27 you can call me 30 too… but you’ll be 40 by that time.’

All four of the sisters pose on the stone steps, with Kim, Kendall and Kylie in black bikinis and Khloe in a black one-piece, while Kendall won’t let it go, adding, ‘I’m literally 22 months older than you.’

They all meet back up for dinner as they start talking about how cold it is, which leads to talk about nipples.

‘It’s just so fun to be all here together and literally like old times, without a care in the world, it’s so much fun. To grow up and be 16 and 17 years older than Kendall and Kylie, I always thought that I would never really have a lot in common with them, we’d never really hang out, and now I just love and respect them as women and like friends of mine, that’s like a trip to me,’ Kim says in confession.

Kendall adds in confession, ‘It’s so weird to think that there was a time that Kylie and I were too young to like go out with them or go have a drink or like whatever. I can only imagine, from their perspective, how much weirder that is, but I kind of look at it with my like nieces and nephews as well, cause I think one day they’re all gonna be old enough that me and Kylie will probably be hanging with them. It’s really kind of cool that now Kylie and I get to do what our older sisters did with us.’

The family is then treated to a fiery dance performance during dinner before Kendall and Kylie leave to finish packing.

Twins: Bikini: Kim and Kylie are both wearing very similar (if not identical) black string bikinis as the photographer says, ‘You guys look like twins’

Kendall runs: Kendall comes running down in another black bikini, while Kylie says in confession with Kendall, ‘These are our years, Kendall. I’m 25, you’re like 30,’ which offends Kendall

Mean: ‘Kylie, that is so rude. I’m 27. I have two more good years in me,’ Kendall says, as Kylie adds, ‘You’re basically 30, so when I turn 27 you can call me 30 too… but you’ll be 40 by that time’

Single sisters: All four of the sisters pose on the stone steps, with Kim, Kendall and Kylie in black bikinis and Khloe in a black one-piece, while Kendall won’t let it go, adding, ‘I’m literally 22 months older than you’

When Kendall and Kylie are gone, Khloe tells Kris and Corey that, ‘Kim and Kourtney are still going at it,’ which Kris responds to with, ‘Stop.’

Khloe adds, ‘Like I feel bad that Kourt feels the way she feels,’ before it cuts back to the earlier dual confession with Kim and Kourtney.

‘We don’t know when the other one is watching an edit, so she’ll start sending these scathing text messages for no reason,’ Kim says with Kourtney hiding a slight smile next to her.

‘I’m like, ‘Oh, she’s probably watching an edit and is mad all over again,’ Kim says in confession.

Kourtney adds, ‘Sometimes I don’t feel understood. I think it gets played out in like an unnatural way, in watching the edits and like interviews, and it just brings it up, where people would just move on,’ which Kim agrees with.

Back at dinner, Kris says she can’t wait to watch the new episode of Yellowstone, while Cory jokes, ‘If it wasn’t for you, I’d be a Yellowstone star.’

Kris explains, ‘So they asked Corey (to be on Yellowstone),’ but adds that she told him to say no, as Kim asks, ‘Why would you tell him to turn down Yellowstone?’

‘Because I thought he was going to have to have a romantic relationship,’ Kris explains, though Khloe says, ‘But if they said they wanted you to star and kiss with Kevin Costner, I’m sure you would take it.’

 

Stop: When Kendall and Kylie are gone, Khloe tells Kris and Corey that, ‘Kim and Kourtney are still going at it,’ which Kris responds to with, ‘Stop’

‘Oh that’s a hard yes,’ Kris says, as Corey jokes, ‘Now I know my next role,’ as Kim says, ‘Now you know your next roleplay, you’re Kevin Costner.’

Corey talks about a fabric he’s wearing called vicuna – said to be one of the rarest and most expensive fabrics in the world – while Khloe makes a joke and Kris starts laughing hysterically… as Khloe says she’s having flashbacks to her CBD giggle fits from Palm Springs last season.

She keeps repeating the same joke, dabbing her eyes from tears of laughter, as Kris explains in confession, ‘Listen, if I indulge in any way shape or form, at the end of the day, it’s well-deserved, and you know what, it’s exactly what these vacations are for.’

The episode cuts to the next morning, where Kendall and Corey and chatting in the pool over some drinks, which is apparently a rarity.

Kris walks over to Kim, setting up a game of backgammon, joking that ‘hell has frozen over’ because Kendall and Corey are talking.

Kim realizes that and adds that they haven’t talked since Palm Springs while they were on E!’s Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

‘That’s why I love these family trips, and they’re very necessary, you hear me?’ Kris says to Kim.

Kendall says in confession, ‘Corey and I, we were close for awhile, and then Kylie and I had a big sister fight and he tried to intervene into it so that caused a little problem between us. We apologized and we got over it, but it never really… it just stayed here. So I think sometimes that’s what makes these family trips really important because then it gives Corey and I the opportunity to just slow down and spend some time together.’

They all get changed and ready to go as Kendall jokes, ‘I know it’s 10 AM but Corey’s gotten me a little lit.’

Ready: They all get changed and ready to go as Kendall jokes, ‘I know it’s 10 AM but Corey’s gotten me a little lit’

Kris says they will ‘miss this place but it was therapeutic,’ asking Khloe if she feels ‘renewed.’

Khloe says in confession, ‘This was such a short trip, but it was everything we needed. I feel like we all got to recharge and I feel like this is the beginning of my shedding, transformative next couple of years, but I always know, as soon as I walk through the doors of my house, I’m like, ‘All right, give it to me. What’s about to happen? What was the drama I missed? What broke? What’s this? What’s that?’

They all toast to more good times in 2023 as Kendall says, ‘his trip has been great, a lot of quality time. It was quick and easy. I felt like it was perfect.

Kylie says she, ‘loved it’ and she thinks they always have the ‘best time’ when they’re outside of L.A. and in the same house.

Kim says she’s on a ‘different vibe that I feel like this year I’m gonna continue that. I’m just seeking happiness, I’m just seeking new energy. I want to be cool with everyone, I don’t want any issues with anyone, just good vibes.’

Kris says, ‘This has been the perfect trip, a great re-connect with everybody and now we’ve got our energy back. And we can go home and get back to work and we just really needed this,’ as the episode comes to an end.

The preview for next week’s episode shows Kris telling Corey that Meghan Trainor asked her to be in her music video, but Corey doesn’t want her to be wearing any, ‘see-through clothes.’

‘I don’t know what’s happening in these videos these days,’ Corey explains, while Kim pays a visit to the Harvard Business School.

Short: Khloe says in confession, ‘This was such a short trip, but it was everything we needed. I feel like we all got to recharge and I feel like this is the beginning of my shedding, transformative next couple of years, but I always know, as soon as I walk through the doors of my house, I’m like, ‘All right, give it to me. What’s about to happen? What was the drama I missed? What broke? What’s this? What’s that?’

Toast: They all toast to more good times in 2023 as Kendall says, ‘his trip has been great, a lot of quality time. It was quick and easy. I felt like it was perfect

She’s told by someone that her ‘level of insights’ and her ‘convictions’ are ‘on par with some of the best consumer CEOs.’

Kim looks into the camera and asks, ‘Did you hear that? Did you hear that?’

Meanwhile, Tristan is chatting with Khloe, asking, ‘How come I meet my person, I’ve done so much wrong things. Why put you through that?’

Khloe is asked by a producer how it feels to hear Tristan call her his ‘person,’ but she doesn’t respond.

Meanwhile, her clothing business Good American is, ‘over-budget, on overtime’ and the ‘whole thing is a nightmare at the moment.’

Kim reveals she is going to Ohio to meet Kevin Keith and his family for the first time, who is, ‘someone I’ve been fighting for who has been incarcerated for 28 years.’